don’t you fucking test me i will draw this porn i swear to god
i’m doing it
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
My dog just stares at me like “the FUCK is wrong with you.”
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
reblogged in like two seconds.
Panic! At the Disco concert update: Brendon Urie is shirtless and I’m ready for him to destroy me
telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
|Me:||I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?|
|Him:||Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.|
|Me:||No.. You don't understand.|