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thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

(via its-veronica-not-victoria)

me at age 9:omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager:who the fuck just unfollowed me

cupcake-kills:

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

merrycanary:

distinctmemory:

Holy shit.

10/10 would fuck

every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness

Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan.

(Source: peterlily, via its-veronica-not-victoria)

most girls:hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me:no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via minuty)

Amen to this

(via nosce-orbis)

(Source: internmarlee, via its-veronica-not-victoria)

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

kismesiseridan:

foreverwholocked:

bessonovafan6454:

agentsoffandoms:

sherlock-winchester-who-221b:

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It’s impossible to not Reblog because everyone is in at least one

Correction: everyone is in at least three

I counted and I’m in 9

I’m in 13.

(via ironclly)

just-a-skinny-boy:

Milo is actually a kitty model

(via just-a-skinny-boy)

doctor:sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me:tell me thats not sick
doctor:haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

(via work-it-like-a-wormstache)

un-suspecting:

s00tball:

guykneecologist:

This.

THANK FUCKING YOU, YES. FUCK.


EVERYONE READ AND PREACH THIS.
YES.

rape will NEVER be okay and you need to get it through your fucking head

(via work-it-like-a-wormstache)

Got my hair cut. I think it turned out pretty well

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